I’m average in almost every way. I’m not short, but in Japan I look pretty big. I’m not bald, but my forehead keeps getting bigger. I’m good looking to my wife and my mom says I’m handsome, but I have never been nominated for the 100 Most Beautiful People. When I applied to the CIA I got all the way to the final of five interviews before the psychiatrist must have failed me. I would have been a great spy because there is nothing spectacular about me.